What Not to Do || Gilroy Wedding Photographer

She sent me the link and attached the following messaged: "...some are pretty funny. Others will give you ideas and scenarios not to photograph!" My mother's got my back. So without further adieu, I vow as a wedding photographer, to never take photos of you like this. :) Happy Tuesday!

1. I hate selective color anyhow, but this, this just makes my both my eyes and back hurt.

2. When they're done with the dresses we could use some new curtains at the church.

3. No words. Really. 

4. The bride. The groom. The chair. Oh, such a lovely threesome.

5. Dear Bridesmaids: NEVER complain because you have to buy a dress that you're only going to wear once.

6. I accidentally included this twice. 'Nuff said.

7. Why God? Why???

8.Okay, two things: why is she nekked? Two: Why.

9. My husband once bonded with a good friend while they were in the restroom. True story. I wonder if these two met when they were in the outhouse...

and....

10. It's not the fact that this was probably such a great photo and took some time to create because this is obviously film (and because I can't say anything offensive because I know people who have this exact photo because they all hired the same photographer ;)), its the mullet. The bigger than life mullet. The bigger than life mullet looming scarily over the wittle people.

Happy day y'all. Go put your hair in a bun, color block your clothes and thank God we're in the 2000's.